All the World is a Stage

monster-king-of-hell:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

m4ge:

likethedickens:

HE’S BACK

this man is the best storyteller ever

I CAN’T

I CAN’T EFFING BREATH

HE HAS THE BEEN SCREECH I HAVE EVER HEARD

irresolutesongbird:

Today was fabulous and adventure-filled.

So my sister Emily and her boyfriend Pat and my friend John all came over for dinner. John and I did some last minute shopping at the grocery store first. At the deli, there was some weird-ass green fluffy salad thing labelled “Watergate Salad,” and we…

GET MARRIED.

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

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sherlock-fiend:

digitallyimpaired:

pandacows:

the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant

oh my god

wait….who’s gonna pay the man?!

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irresolutesongbird:

indiarussia:

sexually-aggressive-cas:

redandyellowmakepurple:

smallhandsx:

tyleroakley:

This NEEDS to be adapted to a cooking show.

I have no idea what this is about but I laugh EVERY TIME

MERSHED PERDERDER

DON’T FORGET

BORK BINS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

MERSHED PERDERDER

(Source: 24thoughtspersecond, via irresolutesongbird)

sherlock-fiend:

irresolutesongbird:

AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

My friend has a fantastic boyfriend. They had a lunch date for some anniversary (idk what), and, unplanned, she showed up in her Captain America shirt and he showed up in his Iron Man shirt.

First thing he said: “I ship it.”

They are adorable, and…

WOAH! WOAH! Maddie may be ginger, but no super powers? Nonono, Maddie has the ability to create whole armies….out of cookies. Cunning little things, those tasty creations. Cause like…you see these cookies flying at you right? And your all “..what the fuOHGODMYFACE!” and then you’re dead. NO ONE SUSPECTS A COOKIE SHAPED LIKE A COW! Sadly, however, they do have this thing where they disintegrate in rain…and milk.

OH YEAH! I was going to add in there that i have super powers. THANKS LOIS!

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irresolutesongbird:

AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

My friend has a fantastic boyfriend.  They had a lunch date for some anniversary (idk what), and, unplanned, she showed up in her Captain America shirt and he showed up in his Iron Man shirt.

First thing he said: “I ship it.”

They are adorable, and they are superhusbands (ignoring the fact that my friend is a female ginger with no super strength).  I ship them…………so I guess this makes me Thor?

How did she find such a fitting boyfriend?

#t’s extremely creepy that I am making such an enthusiastic post about my friend’s relationship, Maddie, don’t judge me, my lack of life and romance and accessible real-life friends makes me desperate for things to be emotionally invested in, also I don’t have any good personal stories to talk about on here, because I don’t do anything ever, other than things that are sad or boring, the most significant things in my life recently have involved medical tests or family drama, and financial and educational struggles, and my dad almost killing me and my sister multiple times while trying to drive for 12 hours straight and repeatedly dozing off at the wheel, I was actually pretty terrified by the end, the best part was probably when we almost got hit by a semi, or maybe it was when I had to yell ‘DAD THIS ISN’T A LANE’ as he drove straight at a median, my blood pressure was probably unbelievably high by the end, although it probably isn’t ever too high because my normal blood pressure is 110/60, and considering the fact that I literally don’t remember the last time I exercised, that’s pretty low, oooh a hawk just flew past my window, okay I’m done now, long and unnecessary tags are long and super unnecessary,

Your tag is my favorite.

mazarin221b:

shaddicted:

redscharlach:

Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination.

All otters are from The Daily Otter, for all your ottery Tumblr needs!

*gigglesnort*

Tell you what, at 6 AM this is really frickin’ hilarious.

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fire-in-the-night:

The work of Louis Wain, who lived between 1860 and 1939, is frequently held up as an example of the progression of schizophrenia, and the effects of the disorder on the perceptions of an artist.

As Wain’s condition worsened, so his pictures of cats became more abstract until, towards the end of his life, they were barely recognisable as cats at all, instead becoming intricately detailed, fractal shapes full of unnaturally (at least for a cat) bright colours. The foreknowledge that they are images of felines allows the viewer to pick up on certain shapes – the pointy triangular ears and some features of the face – but without it, you would be hard-pressed to realise these are cats.

I need all of these in my house.

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davekatwhisperer:

tokyograndpa:

Literal genuine me right here

actually me

(Source: Know Your Meme, via irresolutesongbird)